How to Write a Funny Cat Meme Caption

The best cat captions work because cats look like they are thinking something very human. Your job is to say it out loud.

Four rules

1. Match the face. A grumpy stare wants a complaint, a wide-eyed cat wants shock, and a sleepy cat wants an excuse.
2. Be specific. "I did not knock the glass off the table" beats "I am a cat".
3. Keep it short. If it needs three lines, cut it to one.
4. Put the cat in charge. Cats never apologise, they just announce.

Examples to adapt

• "Feed me. Now."
• "Monday again?"
• "I was told there would be treats."
• "The box is mine now."
• "Zero regrets."

Pick a template on the meme maker and try a few. The caption chips there are a quick starting point.